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Why don’t you people just listen?!?!?

“It was announced this week that over the summer, Hillary Clinton’s campaign raised $27 million, while Barack Obama’s campaign raised $22 million. In a related story, Dennis Kucinich found a nickel between the couch cushions.” –Conan O’Brien

“There’s a new medical device that allows doctors to non-invasively view your colon on a television screen. The device is called a virtual colonoscopy. Or, as Senator Larry Craig calls it, ‘A PlayStation'” –Jay Leno

“They were celebrating Columbus Day down in Washington, DC, and President Bush was apparently a little confused. Earlier today, he pardoned a lasagna.” –David Letterman

“Hillary Clinton has proposed that $5,000 be given to every baby born in America. Here’s a chance for Kevin Federline to make some real money.” –Jay Leno

and finally…

“President Bush, for some reason, has vetoed the Child Health Insurance Plan. I believe his comment was, ‘Childrens do get sick, but childrens do get better again.'” –Jay Leno

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